Buitenlandse Blogs – 8

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a move designed to “ensure theological consistency with our American heritage,” the General Conference voted Tuesday to require all baptismal candidates worldwide to recite the Pledge of Allegiance and sing the Star Spangled Banner before being immersed in water. The new policy, officially titled “Patriotic... Read more »

SILVER SPRING, MD — In a move that has stunned and delighted the global Adventist community, General Conference President Ted Wilson has announced plans to cancel the traditional Parade of Nations at the next General Conference Session. Instead, Wilson himself will single-handedly represent the world church by donning the traditional... Read more »

Babylon, MD— Members of the Righteousness Heights Seventh-day Adventist Church expressed bewilderment this week after their latest evangelistic series, “Why Everyone Should Be Like Us,” failed to attract a single non-Adventist visitor. “I just don’t understand it,” said church elder Harold Sanctimonious, adjusting his perfectly pressed tie while standing in... Read more »

TAKOMA PARK, Md. — Local Seventh-day Adventist and self-proclaimed Christian nationalist Brad Whitman expressed deep disappointment this week after reading Revelation 7:9 during his morning devotions, discovering that Heaven will include “a great multitude that no one could count, from every nation, tribe, people and language.” ❤️ Love BarelyAdventist? Support... Read more »

TEL AVIV — Israeli authorities deported Amazing Facts president Doug Batchelor Tuesday morning after intercepting his vessel carrying what he described as “essential prophetic aid” to Gaza residents struggling to understand Middle East Bible prophecy. The 67-year-old evangelist was detained Monday when Israeli naval forces boarded his chartered yacht Daniel’s... Read more »

SPLASH, FL — Unimpressed with the available singles at church, local Adventist Hannah has taken up missionary dating and suddenly every single unbeliever in town is eager to learn more about her faith. “Hannah invites someone to vespers, and next thing you know half the town is asking about the... Read more »

Silver Spring, MD – The General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has officially intervened in the escalating public squabble between President Donald Trump and tech titan Elon Musk. Their message: “It’s a separation, not a divorce!” The unprecedented statement, released from the denomination’s headquarters, expressed “deep lament” over the “unChristian conduct”... Read more »

Cheapend, ENGLAND — In a stirring Sabbath morning appeal that left the congregation equal parts amused and alarmed, Pastor Cliff Remnant reminded his flock this past weekend that “God loves a cheerful giver—but we’ll settle for a terrified one.” The statement was delivered during the offering call, just after the... Read more »

In a development that has left the entire church board on the edge of their folding chairs, the much-anticipated remarriage of Sister Abigail was postponed this Sabbath after her ex-husband, Brother Leonard, reported that he has yet to print off the official “Notification of Adultery” required by longstanding Adventist policy.... Read more »

Today we’re celebrating Jim Henson with some Sweets featuring his most famous friends: By dutch-cakeboxNot to mention my unofficial role models. Heh. Submitted by Eri R. and made by Bluebird CakesThis is the cutest flying bed (and miniature rubber ducky) I have ever seen. Such a great design, too! By... Read more »

Roses are red,Butterflies are blue,Um...Pardon me, but are those sperm on your wedding cake? Poem Option #2:The cake that keeps giving,and makes your guests squirm,'Cause nothing says "marriage,"like butterflies and sperm!Poem Option #3:Roses are redAnd cake can be pretty.How sad for you,'Cuz yours looks all...[eyeing children]...unpleasant.Thanks to Kristen G., who wishes more... Read more »

Tired of the same ol' "Happy Birthday"s, "Congraderaultions", and "I Want Sprinkles?" Then consider these inspiring sentiments the next time you order a cake. Perfect for the neighbor kid's party!Assuming you're moving soon, of course.Here's a solid, any-occasion choice: Although it's especially effective when dropped off anonymously in the office break room. For when... Read more »

Bakers, in case it's been a while, this is your friendly reminder to go ahead and spruce up those window display cakes. After all, without them the customers might have to rely solely on your signage to evaluate your baking skills: And nobody wants that.("I'll take a Sahara and two... Read more »

How many times must a baker be told,"Don't pipe 'flowers' where flowers belong?" And how many colors are spelled correctly,While still managing to be wrong? How many directions are misunderstood,Like the first Wreck that received such renown? And how many ways can you try to explain,That "nothing"'s still something written... Read more »

Last week we had some friends visiting with their new baby. Jen and I don't have kids - not unless you count the kind with claws and hairballs - so being around a lil' diaper potato has put me in a baby kind of mood.Granted, I'm as seedless as a... Read more »

We all know dads' tastes are just as diverse as, well, non-dads, so when it came time to choose today's Sweets I decided to hone in on one specific dad: mine. By East Coast CookiesSo, here 'tis: Father's Day Sweets for my dad, Jim Yates. But the rest of you... Read more »

You're never too old to imagine your own Princess Diaries moment, right? And mine goes something a little like this:[harpsichord dream sequence music plays]First, there's a whirlwind romance with the dashing stranger who looks like a cross between Nathan Fillion and Kiefer Sutherland during his Three Musketeers days.(Awww yeeeeah.)Next, we... Read more »

As misunderstandings go, I'm not sure you can do much worse mangling the phrase "Getting hitched!" for an engagement party than this: Oooh. Not good.In the same vein, how's this for a bang-up job? Not a word, Troy. NOT. A. WORD.Thanks to Wreckporters Amy R. and Jenn G. for these... Read more »

Edible paper. Edible paper. EDIBLE PAPER!! Amaze your friends! Astound your coworkers! All you need is...EDIBLE PAPER!!!(The following message is brought to you by the National Board of Edible Paper and Non-edible Babies.)Hey there, baker! Lonely sheet cakes got ya down?[defeated trombone slide]No worries. Now you can turn this: "Boo! That's so... Read more »

Let's just hope they majored in Creative Writing.Thanks to Cynthia for the cc!*****P.S. Wrecks that are THIS bad always make me think of this shirt: "What's Wrong With Society" T-ShirtLet's just hope this doesn't give wreckerators any new ideas. :D*****And from my other blog, Epbot:... Read more »

WARNING: Parents, there be funny business ahead!Bakers, will someone please get a handle on these clown cakes? "Woo woo woo!"Wait. Let me rephrase that.What I mean is, I'm seeing a lot of funny business lately... Don't tell me this candle placement wasn't intentional.(But do feel free to share a burning pee joke. That'd be hilarious.)...and... Read more »

Bored? How can you possibly be bored? School's only been out three weeks!Well, why don't you read a book? (By Charm City Cakes)You said you wanted to finish the Harry Potter series this summer. You can borrow my copies.(Spoiler alert: Voldemort did it.)(I am SO funny.) Weren't there some songs you wanted to download?... Read more »

Sometimes, you have a specific item you want replicated in cake.You know, like a camcorder.(Really?) (Oh. Ok. Really.)Well, no problem. They can do that! That's one for the record books.And with all the company picnics out there, you know bakers can freehand logos like nobody's business: See? Just like nobody's business!Or how... Read more »

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu didn’t hold back in praising US President Donald Trump after American forces bombed three major Iranian nuclear sites – Fordow, Natanz, and Isfahan on early Sunday morning (June 22). In a video statement, Netanyahu said Trump had delivered “peace through strength.” “In Operation Rising Line,... Read more »

The Royal Malaysia Police (PDRM) has launched a manhunt for a foreign suspect of a rape case who managed to escaped from police custody at the Sibu Central Police Station lockup in Sibu, Sarawak. The suspect, a 25-year-old Indonesian national named Buni, escaped from the police station at around 4pm... Read more »

A 28-year-old teacher was recently remanded after allegedly hitting two five-year-old girls with a cane during a netball training session at a childcare centre in Kuala Muda, near Sungai Petani. The incident reportedly happened last Thursday, and the teacher has now been remanded for three days following a court decision.... Read more »

Perak has been crowned the most popular domestic tourist destination in Malaysia, with 10.2 million visitors last year, surpassing all other states in the country. This is according to data by the Department of Statistics Malaysia (DOSM) in its Domestic Tourism Survey 2024 that was published on 19 June.  ... Read more »

In a short and fiery speech delivered Saturday night (June 22), US President Donald Trump confirmed that American forces had launched a major airstrike on three of Iran’s key nuclear facilities—Fordow, Natanz, and Isfahan and called the operation a “spectacular military success.” Flanked by Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of... Read more »

Police are looking into a viral incident where a Singapore-registered car was spotted driving the wrong way on the Senai-Desaru Expressway near KM55 on Saturday (June 21). According to Kota Tinggi police chief Supt Yusof Othman, the car was seen around 11:31 am, and a short 12-second clip of the... Read more »

The Royal Malaysia Police (PDRM) is currently on the hunt for the driver of a black Toyota Harrier seen in a viral video driving dangerously on a road intersection in Bukit Tambun, Penang, while fleeing from a PDRM Mobile Patrol Vehicle (MPV) that was hot on its pursuit. Dashcam footage... Read more »

A 34-year-old man was busted at Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) Terminal 1 while trying to sneak four exotic animals believed to be black-handed gibbons through his luggage. The animals are estimated to be worth around RM30,000. In a statement today, the Malaysian Border Control and Protection Agency said the... Read more »

Malaysian businesswoman and dessert seller, Kieda, recently revealed in a video that she was infected with the Herpes virus.  In her video, Kieda visited the clinic with her husband to consult the doctor after she noticed growth and blisters on her lips. Kieda checked with the doctor, who confirmed that... Read more »

5 people were detained for the fatal shooting at a restaurant in Brickfields, Kuala Lumpur, last week, which resulted in the death of a man and two injuries. PDRM, however, had released all 5 people on bail after interrogating them. As for another fatal shooting at a mall in Cheras,... Read more »

A 34-year-old unemployed man in Kelantan was accused of sodomising a 10-year-old boy, to which he pleaded not guilty when charged in court. He was suspected of sexually assaulting the underage boy inside a shipping container at Lembah Sireh in Kota Bharu, Kelantan, on June 12 at around 8pm. The... Read more »

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Angry Beekeeper Sets Bees on Police During Routine Traffic Stop (Thanks to Ralph)... Read more »

You're significantly more likely to die on your birthday. (Thanks to Steven Pudlo)... Read more »

Binturong: The bearcat that smells like hot buttered popcorn (Thanks to Gary Schroeder)... Read more »

New study ranks Nevada as state with most psychopaths, other dark personalities (Thanks to Jim Kenaston)... Read more »

The Earth could be soon flung out of orbit or into the sun (Thanks to Ralph)... Read more »

Police identify suspect in Eastmoreland Golf Course search as 'Loony Toon' (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)... Read more »

Squad car lights stolen (Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)... Read more »

Florida man broke into random house, ran bath, cooked dinner to avoid going home to angry wife What choice did he have? (Thanks to Asher Scheiner)... Read more »

Why ‘old people smell’ happens — and the superfood you can eat to help prevent it (Thanks to pharmaross)... Read more »

Florida Sheriff Warns Beachgoers to Ignore Bizarre Clumps of Manatees Near Shore for NSFW Reason (Thanks to Asher Scheiner)... Read more »

Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany (Thanks to pharmaross)... Read more »

Disgruntled monkey tears down 'No Feeding' banner in apparent protest (Thanks to Ralph)... Read more »

An ode to the rotifer – how these microscopic creatures live, die and dry out, entering a peculiar state somewhere in betweenBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Deep brain stimulation not only treats psychiatric disease – it changes the whole person, boosting confidence and opennessBy Julian Kiverstein, Erik Rietveld & Damiaan DenysRead at Aeon... Read more »

Shoddy filmmaking, stiff acting, clinical dialogue – yes! The cult thrill of a 1960s police training film for a sudden birthBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Our crisis of public knowledge is an ethical crisis. Rewarding ‘truthfulness’ above ‘truth’ is a step towards a solutionBy Richard V ReevesRead at Aeon... Read more »

Asteroids could pay for so much space exploration. We just need to mine those valuable resources – and duck a direct hitBy Martin ElvisRead at Aeon... Read more »

Some infinities are bigger than others – to understand why, you’ll need to check in to the odd world of the Hilbert HotelBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Mead, so radical about gender and sex in her early work, doubled down on the differences between men and women later. Why?By Elesha J CoffmanRead at Aeon... Read more »

With their buzzes, clanks and whirrs, the rhythms of prison life form a meditation on conformity and freedomBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Everyone on the planet has a stake in making investment more ethical. What’s new is that they have the power to do so tooBy Ellen QuigleyRead at Aeon... Read more »

How a ‘periodic table’ of animal cognition could help us get past our biases when assessing the minds of nonhuman beingsBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

It’s become a commonplace that demographic anxiety is driving white voters to the far Right. This is dangerously wrongBy Mark R ReiffRead at Aeon... Read more »

White supremacists fetishise ancient Rome – but antiquity was more diverse and polychromatic than racists will admitBy Jamie MackayRead at Aeon... Read more »

An environmental activist living off-grid in an English forest faces her toughest challenge yet – a new primary schoolBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Truth, knowledge, justice – to understand how our loftiest abstractions earn their keep, trace them to their practical originsBy Matthieu QuelozRead at Aeon... Read more »

Автор: Marmisuki Маленький рыжик VS ДивнолесьеАрт честно украден из официальной группы в vk, художник Kroox.Развернуть { "@context": "http://schema.org", "@type": "BlogPosting", "mainEntityOfPage":{ "@type":"WebPage", "@id":"/post/6118367" }, "headline": "Маленький рыжик VS Дивнолесье / Monster Girl (Monster Musume, Mamono Musume, monmusu) :: арт барышня (арт девушка, art барышня, art girl) :: Princess Hunter ::... Read more »

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Автор: fiveairtonic All Dreams have meaningsFixGifVideo()Развернуть { "@context": "http://schema.org", "@type": "BlogPosting", "mainEntityOfPage":{ "@type":"WebPage", "@id":"/post/6118298" }, "headline": "All Dreams have meanings / творчество душевнобольных :: тяжёлая наркомания :: thecringe_tv", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "//img1.reactor.cc/pics/post/full/thecringe_tv-%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D1%83%D1%88%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BE%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D1%85-%D1%82%D1%8F%D0%B6%D1%91%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%8F-8959905.webm", "height": 1280, "width": 720 }, "datePublished": "2025-06-22T21:37:38+03:00", "dateModified": "2025-06-22T21:37:38+03:00", "author": { "@type": "Person", "name": "fiveairtonic" },... Read more »

Автор: J.fox FixGifVideo()Развернуть { "@context": "http://schema.org", "@type": "BlogPosting", "mainEntityOfPage":{ "@type":"WebPage", "@id":"/post/6118293" }, "headline": " :: видеогифки (videogif) :: :: :: живность :: банан :: cats :: gif :: котэ (прикольные картинки с кошками) :: гиф анимация (гифки - ПРИКОЛЬНЫЕ gif анимашки)", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "//img1.reactor.cc/pics/post/full/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%82%D1%8D-%D0%B1%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BD-8959901.webm", "height": 826, "width":... Read more »

Автор: J.fox FixGifVideo()Развернуть { "@context": "http://schema.org", "@type": "BlogPosting", "mainEntityOfPage":{ "@type":"WebPage", "@id":"/post/6118276" }, "headline": " :: рыжий кот :: видеогифки (videogif) :: bite :: :: ducks :: кусь (кусь-кусь) :: живность :: утка :: cats :: gif :: котэ (прикольные картинки с кошками) :: гиф анимация (гифки - ПРИКОЛЬНЫЕ gif анимашки)",... Read more »

Автор: J.fox FixGifVideo()Развернуть { "@context": "http://schema.org", "@type": "BlogPosting", "mainEntityOfPage":{ "@type":"WebPage", "@id":"/post/6118244" }, "headline": " :: рыжий кот :: видеогифки (videogif) :: :: живность :: cats :: gif :: котэ (прикольные картинки с кошками) :: гиф анимация (гифки - ПРИКОЛЬНЫЕ gif анимашки)", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "//img1.reactor.cc/pics/post/full/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%82%D1%8D-%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%82-8959845.webm", "height": 854, "width":... Read more »

Автор: VzgLyad v NikUdA Развернуть { "@context": "http://schema.org", "@type": "BlogPosting", "mainEntityOfPage":{ "@type":"WebPage", "@id":"https://anime.reactor.cc/post/6117957" }, "headline": "Violet Evergarden (Character) (Вайолет Эвергарден) :: Violet Evergarden (character) :: violet evergarden :: Violet Evergarden (Вайолет Эвергарден) :: cosplay :: dirya_cos :: cosplay :: dirya_cos :: fandoms :: Anime :: фэндомы :: Anime (Аниме)", "image":... Read more »

Автор: Takamaru13 Развернуть { "@context": "http://schema.org", "@type": "BlogPosting", "mainEntityOfPage":{ "@type":"WebPage", "@id":"https://anime.reactor.cc/post/6117628" }, "headline": "asuka langley :: Asuka Langley (Аска, Asuka, Asuka Langley Soryu, Аска Лэнгли Сорью) :: Evangelion :: Oppai :: Evangelion (Евангелион, Neon Genesis Evangelion, EVA) :: anime oldschool :: AI ero art :: Anime Adult :: Нейросетевые Барышни... Read more »

Автор: user747 FixGifVideo()Развернуть { "@context": "http://schema.org", "@type": "BlogPosting", "mainEntityOfPage":{ "@type":"WebPage", "@id":"/post/6117404" }, "headline": "пост из чистилища :: новичок :: первый день :: Пинг-понг", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "//img0.reactor.cc/pics/post/full/%D0%9F%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B3-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B3-%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BE%D0%BA-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%B9-%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-8958472.webm", "height": 476, "width": 460 }, "datePublished": "2025-06-21T16:42:19+03:00", "dateModified": "2025-06-21T16:42:19+03:00", "author": { "@type": "Person", "name": "user747" }, "publisher": { "@type": "Organization", "name":... Read more »

Are you interested in using Instagram story polls to boost engagement for a crucial social media channel? Instagram polls are one of the best ways to engage your audience on...... Read more »

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Een meerderheid van de politieke partijen in Purmerend wil het referendum afschaffen. Veel inwoners zijn het hier niet mee eens.... Read more »

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De buurman komt aan de deur klagen over het feestje van de avond ervoor. Hij was maar wat graag ook uitgenodigd.... Read more »

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