Buitenlandse Blogs – 8

Researchers at Loma Linda University have uncovered a startling correlation between the month of January and a significant decline in the frequency of “Happy Sabbath” greetings exchanged among church members. The study, conducted over a five-year period, involved meticulous analysis of over 10,000 Sabbath morning interactions across 50 Adventist churches... Read more »

CORINTH — The Roman textile industry is in an uproar following the explosive success of a tentmaking side hustle started by itinerant preacher Paul of Tarsus. The former Pharisee’s handcrafted shelters have taken the Mediterranean market by storm, leaving established manufacturers scrambling to compete. Paul, who insists on working to... Read more »

In a surprising turn of events, BarelyAdventist managed to secure an exclusive interview with General Conference President Ted Wilson over the weekend. We’re still not sure how we pulled it off, but we suspect it might have something to do with our strategic placement of Little Debbie snacks. Here’s how... Read more »

The General Conference of has announced an emergency distribution of “The Great Controversy” in response to the devastating Los Angeles wildfires. “We believe that in these trying times, what the people of Los Angeles need most is spiritual nourishment. And what better way to provide that than with 130,000 copies... Read more »

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Eight-year-old Timmy Holbrook is starting to ask some uncomfortable questions about his parents’ Sabbath afternoon habits, sources close to the family report. The inquisitive second-grader has been overheard wondering aloud why his mom and dad insist on locking their bedroom door for their “special prayer time”... Read more »

Collegedale, Tenn. — Brad Thompson is demanding a medal and formal recognition from his church board after volunteering to teach the Cradle Roll Sabbath School class last week. Thompson, a 42-year-old accountant and father of three, claims his heroic act of leading a group of toddlers through a 30-minute lesson... Read more »

Feeling overwhelmed by your earthly possessions? Fear not, fellow Adventist hoarder! Here’s your BarelyAdventist guide to decluttering your home faster than you can say “Dorcas”: The Pathfinder Uniform Purge Time to face facts: Your Pathfinder uniform from 1995 isn’t going to fit anymore. Donate it to the church’s costume closet... Read more »

It’s 2025, and we already know what’s coming for Adventism. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. – January 15 – GC implements new “Tithe Transparency Initiative”, publishing list of non-offering givers in church bulletins worldwide. Attendance mysteriously drops by 50% the following Sabbath. – February 14 – No Ring By... Read more »

1. Memorize All 13 Sabbath School Memory Verses Each Quarter – Commit to learning every single Adult Sabbath School quarterly memory verse so you can recite them from the pulpit with the confidence of an ordained minister. 2. Master the Art of Nominating Committee Evasion – Perfect your “I’m suddenly... Read more »

And now, for a little international flair, here's a Cake Wreck all the way from Norway. We begin with a guy ordering a cake for his coworker, Arnold:(The original article is written in Norwegian, so I've put this conversation through Google Translate.)"Can I please order a marzipan cake?""That's fine. What... Read more »

There's nothing more dismal than the first day back to work after a holiday. You're tired, you're possibly hung-over, you're definitely not ready to be wearing pants and/or a bra again, but here you are, expected to pick up like it's a regular ol' Tuesday. BAH.Bakers are no less susceptible to the... Read more »

I know most of you are tired of winter, bakers, but did you HAVE to decapitate poor Frosty? That's just cold.And the blood trail is a bit much. Here, you know what you need? A warm hug. Or a terror-sparked run for your life....which can also warm you up. Tell you what, let's brainstorm all... Read more »

I used to be embarrassed by how much I like jigsaw puzzles, but now I just brew a pot of tea, throw an afghan over my lap for the cats, and embrace it. (Yep, nights are PRET-TY wild here at the Yates household.)And then I realized we'll need some cakes... Read more »

Grace wanted this map cake of the U.S.:  But got something in a terrible state: I'm not sure which one, but I think we can agree all these states are terrible. Kelly asked for this Minecraft cake for her son's fifth birthday:  It... didn't square up:  And finally, Rebecca ordered this sweet Minnie... Read more »

Minions, all I know about today's cake is that it was for a shower. I'm guessing a baby shower? Though I suppose it could have been for a bridal shower. Heck, this thing's weird enough it could have been for an actual wrap-up-your-hair-and-grab-the-back-loofah shower. I have no idea, is what I'm saying.Also, can... Read more »

You can't hide it from me, minions; you miss Christmas. The lights, the food, the days off, maybe not so much the music, but definitely the gifts - am I right?Well never fear! Because for one day only, I'm bringing Sexy Santa back. Rudolf the Red KNOWS a nose wang, dear.(And now you can't unsee it,... Read more »

Admit it, minions: every time I show you a falling-over, heinously bad wedding wreck, you judge the couple a little. You think they didn't pay enough. You think they tried to get the moon for a plumber's crack budget. I get it.But what if I told you this is the venue for today's wreck:... Read more »

A couple of eagle-eyed wreckporters found a local ad I think you'll agree speaks for itself: "Top of the line," "cakes start at $200," and "no rude comments"?Yep, nothing I can add here.But in case you were wondering, "Just how long is Minnie's chin??" It's this long: All yours for the low, low... Read more »

I live in Florida for a few reasons, my friends, none of which include having to wear two pairs of pants and 6 layers of sweaters. Indoors.Yes, it's a frigid 67 degrees F in my office right now, and yes, I am a pansy. That's why I live in Florida. (See? Full circle.)Anyway,... Read more »

Alright, minions, let's settle this.Would you choose...Door #1? WILL the head tilt towards you?WILL the eyes open?The world may never know... 'cuz I'm outta here. Door #2? Heavy is the head that wears the crown... 'cuz that thing is ginormous. ("It's like Sputnik!") Door #2.5? No butts, no cuts, no no NO CUTTING BABIES IN HALF,... Read more »

Need more excuses to eat cake, minions? Then I'VE GOT YA COVERED.Why not celebrate:The Birth of Man A little esoteric perhaps, but if anyone asks, just say you're being sarcastic. A Really Nice Meadow: For those out standing in their fields. Calling Dibs On The Front Passenger's Seat:  A Good Steak? At... Read more »

It's officially a new year, minions. A fresh start. A time to shake off the doldrums of 2024, and embrace the new adventures that await us in 2025.Because you... are a unicorn. A funky, pox-riddled unicorn....Or you could be mixed with a cheetah. Who also has the pox. And baby, you... are a firework. Or... Read more »

New Year's Eve is tonight and it looks like a few bakers have started celebrating early, if you know what I mean. Yep. Definitely a whole lotta "celebrating" going on. Yessirree, some serious merry-making. I'm talking some exuberant saucy-sloshed tipsy-toppy revelry, people. [winkwinknudgenudge][nodding knowingly][waggling eyebrows]****[uncomfortable silence]*****[crickets chirping]****Ok, maybe we should... Read more »

As glowing lanterns begin to decorate Malaysian skies, Sunway Pyramid extends an invitation for Malaysians to celebrate the auspicious Chinese New Year! This year, their theme is ‘The Golden Era of Fortune,’ which transforms the famous mall into a mesmerising tapestry that blends tradition with modernity, lanterns with digital blessings,... Read more »

A sharing on TikTok by user @yaya.tasha went viral on the social media platform recently after she revealed the exorbitant fee she incurred for parking at the Preferred Parking at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) Terminal 1.  As of the time of writing, the video has been viewed over 228,000... Read more »

Dr Akmal Saleh continues to voice out against the viral ham & cheese sandwich issue from KK Mart and this time, the UMNO Youth Chief is asking for everyone’s help to spot fake halal logos. In a TikTok video last night (January 14), Akmal told Malaysian consumers to get the... Read more »

A woman’s sharing about her unforgettable experience at Bukit Bintang, Kuala Lumpur, caught the attention of Malaysians recently, garnering over 635,000 views and more than 30,300 likes as of the time of writing. In the TikTok post, the woman, @wuhuu_balll, shared how her car went missing after parking the vehicle... Read more »

A special day calls for an equally special cake! A newlywed couple decided to go with a two-tier cake, just like the groom requested for their wedding ceremony in November last year, as reported by Sinar Harian. They decided to go with a two-tier burger cake Instead of a traditional... Read more »

Recently, UMNO Youth Chief, Dr Akmal Saleh, said that ‘cyber troopers’ were hired to criticise him as he spoke up about the issue of the alleged fake Halal logo on ‘Ham & Cheese’ sandwiches. Now, another politician is also sharing their opinion on this matter. Housing and Local Government (KPKT)... Read more »

Previously, we shared how Hat Yai was ranked as the city with the worst traffic in Thailand, ahead of the country’s capital Bangkok, which many would assume would take the unwanted crown. So, how about Malaysia? Well, the 14th edition of the TomTom Traffic Index by Netherlands-based location technology specialist... Read more »

In recent years, more and more people are finding Malaysia a suitable destination to move to. An Indonesian netizen, @balaqaba, took to his X account to ask social media users if he should move to Malaysia to seek better opportunities. He wrote, “Should I just move to Malaysia? Because the... Read more »

A 24-year-old soldier tragically ended his own life after feeling overwhelmed by the stress of meeting the dowry demand set by his future in-laws. Sinar Harian shared how the tragedy hit Private First Class (Pratu) Andi Tambaru, 24, who was a member of the Military Command District (Kodim) 1627 Rote... Read more »

A 32-year-old Malaysian man in Malacca has been sentenced to 6 months in jail for physically abusing his wife. He got physical after his wife refused to have sex with him last Friday (January 11). The 32-year-old accused confessed and pleaded guilty immediately after the charge against him was read... Read more »

A physical fight at a Kopitiam in Taiping, Perak, ended with the death of an innocent 15-year-old boy. In a viral CCTV footage of the Kopitiam, which has since been removed from social media, one of the customers was seen physically attacking an employee of the Kopitiam. The 15-year-old, who... Read more »

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Woman rescued from West Vancouver trail after bum sliding goes wrong (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)... Read more »

Planters offers $45K and benefits to drive its iconic NUTmobile (Thanks to B'game)... Read more »

Flying cars could soon become a reality (Thanks to David Clausing)... Read more »

I Found the Secret to Keeping My Toilet Stain-Free in My Kitchen (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I hope it matches the appliances.")... Read more »

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Wild coyote yanked from refrigerated section of Aldi supermarket in Chicago, shocking video shows (Thanks to John Lobert)... Read more »

A Florida museum gathered 468 people in dinosaur costumes to break a Guinness World Record. (Thanks to John Lobert, pharmaross and MOTW)... Read more »

Pizza Hut China releases pizza topped with fried whole frog (Thanks to Ron Wylie)... Read more »

Restaurant Lists Pineapple Pizza for $122 to Stop Diners from Ordering One (Thanks to B&C)... Read more »

Thieves drive off with 13 portable toilets in overnight raid (Thanks to pharmaross)... Read more »

Ikea superfan wins giant meatball that weighs 5kg and is big enough to feed 25 people (Thanks to John Lobert)... Read more »

An ode to the rotifer – how these microscopic creatures live, die and dry out, entering a peculiar state somewhere in betweenBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Deep brain stimulation not only treats psychiatric disease – it changes the whole person, boosting confidence and opennessBy Julian Kiverstein, Erik Rietveld & Damiaan DenysRead at Aeon... Read more »

Shoddy filmmaking, stiff acting, clinical dialogue – yes! The cult thrill of a 1960s police training film for a sudden birthBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Our crisis of public knowledge is an ethical crisis. Rewarding ‘truthfulness’ above ‘truth’ is a step towards a solutionBy Richard V ReevesRead at Aeon... Read more »

Asteroids could pay for so much space exploration. We just need to mine those valuable resources – and duck a direct hitBy Martin ElvisRead at Aeon... Read more »

Some infinities are bigger than others – to understand why, you’ll need to check in to the odd world of the Hilbert HotelBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Mead, so radical about gender and sex in her early work, doubled down on the differences between men and women later. Why?By Elesha J CoffmanRead at Aeon... Read more »

With their buzzes, clanks and whirrs, the rhythms of prison life form a meditation on conformity and freedomBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Everyone on the planet has a stake in making investment more ethical. What’s new is that they have the power to do so tooBy Ellen QuigleyRead at Aeon... Read more »

How a ‘periodic table’ of animal cognition could help us get past our biases when assessing the minds of nonhuman beingsBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

It’s become a commonplace that demographic anxiety is driving white voters to the far Right. This is dangerously wrongBy Mark R ReiffRead at Aeon... Read more »

White supremacists fetishise ancient Rome – but antiquity was more diverse and polychromatic than racists will admitBy Jamie MackayRead at Aeon... Read more »

An environmental activist living off-grid in an English forest faces her toughest challenge yet – a new primary schoolBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Truth, knowledge, justice – to understand how our loftiest abstractions earn their keep, trace them to their practical originsBy Matthieu QuelozRead at Aeon... Read more »

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Hi everyone! You may have noticed that we've slowed down a bit on posting, approving comments, and, well, pretty much our whole end of the deal. We'd like to say we're just too busy and important, but…we're not. Behind the scenes, we've been actively downsizing and "sunsetting" this little dog... Read more »

Een meerderheid van de politieke partijen in Purmerend wil het referendum afschaffen. Veel inwoners zijn het hier niet mee eens.... Read more »

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