- Biden Scrambles To Renew Eviction Moratorium Before Kamala Harris Throws Him Out Of White HouseWASHINGTON, D.C.—After pressure from suffering special interest groups across the country—and upon the realization that Vice President Harris was about to kick him out of the White House—President Biden quickly signed an executive action to extend the eviction moratorium today. The post Biden Scrambles To Renew Eviction Moratorium Before Kamala... Read more »
- Health Experts Point To Gollum As Model Citizen For Excellent Social Distancing PracticesU.S.—Health experts in the U.S. have been encountering resistance in the population as many people don't want to stop living their lives due to the virus. So, they've been searching for spokespeople to point toward in hopes that Americans will finally listen to their expert advice. Finally, they located one... Read more »
- 'NOOOOO!!!' Screams Imprisoned Elon Musk As Evil Clone Praises China, Denounces BitcoinUNDISCLOSED—"Huh? Where am I?" billionaire Elon Musk said in a slurred voice as he awoke from a tortured rest. He winced and groaned as he felt anew the pain from the bruises on his face and all over his body. He tried to reach up and touch his face, but... Read more »
- Hero: Obama Holds Superspreader Event On Climate Change-Endangered Property To Show People What Not To DoEDGARTOWN, MA—Is this guy great, or what? According to sources in Martha's Vineyard, former President Obama is throwing a huge birthday bash with 700 guests at a seaside mansion that will likely be underwater due to climate change any minute now—all as a way to show the American people what not... Read more »
- Man Rooting Against His Kid's Sports Team So He Can Go Home And Enjoy Rest Of His SaturdayCORPUS CHRISTI, TX—Local man Paul Laurel attended his son's Little League game this past Saturday and cheered and hooted and hollered along with all the other parents. However, he wasn't rooting for his boy—he was rooting against him, in hopes that his son wouldn't advance to the next game in the tournament so Laurel... Read more »
- Kamala Harris Combats High Unfavorability By Releasing All The Children She Has Imprisoned In Her Gingerbread HouseFORBIDDEN WOODS—Recent polls have shown a low favorability rating for Vice President Kamala Harris. To combat this, she has taken the unusual step of releasing all the children she had imprisoned in her gingerbread house deep within the forest. The post Kamala Harris Combats High Unfavorability By Releasing All The... Read more »
- Experts Warn Of New 'Cuomo' Variant That Is Dangerous To Young Women, Fatal To ElderlyU.S.—Epidemiologists are sounding the alarm about a new COVID variant that is leading to increased hospitalization rates across the country. According to scientists, this new mutation—dubbed the "CUOMO" variant, is particularly dangerous to young, attractive women, and 100% fatal to the elderly. The post Experts Warn Of New 'Cuomo' Variant... Read more »
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- Funny Times August 2021 IssueCartoons and stories about Sleep . Golf . Mowers . Blowers . The Occult . Academics . Innocents . Cycology . Coffee . Cryptocurrency . Ice Cream . Big Cats . Jobs . Kids and more! Buy This Issue With cartoons by Isabella Bannerman, Harry Bliss, Ruben Bolling, Jon Carter,... Read more »
- What Do You Want Be When You Grow Up?Chocolate consultant? Professional bridesmaid? Dog surfing instructor? Fortune cookie writer? These are currently among the top twenty “most amazing jobs in the world.” But what do kids really want to be when they grow up? I was listening recently to an interview with Anthony Ramos, the star of the movie... Read more »
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LolSnaps- Rula Diya Na Bechari Ko – Meme TemplateThe Rula Diya Na Bechari Ko meme originates from the 2003 Indian film Baghban. In the meme which went viral from the Bollywood film, Ajay Malhotra (the character played by Aman Verma) said these lines to Pooja Malhotra (the character played by Hema Malini) when his wife Kiran Malhotra (the... Read more »
- VideoYe Lo Paani Peelo – Meme TemplateThe Ye Lo Paani Peelo meme originates from the 1999 Indian film Sooryavansham. In the meme which went viral from the Bollywood film, Radha’s Father (the character played by Shivaji Satam) said these lines to Radha’s Mother (the character played by Bindu) when he caught her eating Mithi bhaat at... Read more »
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- ● Some people call it summer, but we prefer Bikini Season (Video)Via Instagram/downtoearthemily Via Instagram/samadh_i Via Instagram/zoe.elfreyah If you want to be featured on theCHIVE and on our social media pages, upload your best original videos HERE. You might even pocket some cash in the process!... Read more »
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- ● John Deering for Aug 04, 2021by John Deering. Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick up a copy at Barnes & Noble and other stores all over the U.S.... Read more »
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- Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/3/21by Paul Lander. Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Rudy Giuliani’s dick pics, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s ... Read more Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick... Read more »
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- ● 7 of the Best Smartphones for Older People (2021)Just because someone is getting up there in years, that doesn’t mean the should internet-connected world need leave them behind. Yes, even the silver-haired among us deserve to make Zoom calls, message on WhatsApp, and play a game or two.Read more...... Read more »
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- Why Older Running Shoes Probably Won't Last, Even If They Haven’t Been WornYou’ve probably heard that you should replace your running shoes when the cushioning wears down, which tends to be after 300 to 500 miles according to most manufacturers. But it turns out there’s another problem with old shoes, even if you haven’t been running in them.Read more...... Read more »
- You Should Be Cleaning Your Indoor PlantsWhen your house is a disaster, the last thing you are thinking about is cleaning your plants. But houseplants get dirty and dusty just like anything else in your home, even if cleaning them requires some specialized knowhow. Many cleaning products (and even gentle soaps) can damage a plant’s leaves... Read more »
- How to Tell If a 'Fitness Challenge' Is a Complete Waste of TimeI’m a huge fan of challenging myself in the fitness realm. I did a triathlon once, even though I knew halfway through training that I never wanted to do one again. I’ve begged my coach to give me weightlifting workouts that are notoriously difficult. Heck, I started the Lifehacker Fitness... Read more »
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- Then & Now Portraits of CentenariansFor his Faces of Century project, photographer Jan Langer made portraits of Czech people who are 100+ years old that mimic the style of photos of those same people 70 or 80 years before. If you click on the ⓘ below each pair of photographs, you can read a short... Read more »
- VideoThe Mistake that Toppled the Berlin WallI was 16 years old on the day the Berlin Wall fell. I remember coming home from school that day and watching the events unfold on television, completely shocked at how quickly it had all happened. Politics & protests had been pushing the Eastern Bloc countries toward more openness... Read more »
- Two Quick Links for Tuesday NoonishHere's where we're at with space elevators. "The Space Elevator has been a dream of scientists for centuries. A new design may finally make it a reality — at least, by the next century." [mashable.com]Since the January 6th attack on Congress, four police officers who responded to the insurrection at... Read more »
- VideoVenice’s Massive Flood Defense SystemIn this video, Tomorrow’s Build takes a look at the $7 billion flood defense system that was built to protect Venice, Italy from increased flooding due to climate change. They detail how the system was built, how well it works, how it compares with other defense systems, the challenges... Read more »
- VideoAmerican Freestyle Canoeing Is Like Dancing on WaterHere’s the thing about humans: they will danceify every possible activity — and canoeing is no exception. American Freestyle canoeing is the art of paddling a canoe on flat water with perfect control of its movements. The canoe is usually leaned over to the side to help the boat... Read more »
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- ● She Is Rooting For You(photo: @jordanbauer) Men who have the perception of women as these ego-centric creatures who laugh at us from their sexual mountain-tops, doling out which man gets (a chance at) the divine pussy access and which man gets to squander away his time in solitude — it doesn’t work like that.... Read more »
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