Buitenlandse Blogs – 8

Are you tired of having too many friends? Do you wish people would stop inviting you to potlucks and Sabbath afternoon walks? Look no further! Here’s your ultimate guide to becoming the least influential Adventist in your church. 1. Correct Everyone’s Sabbath Sundown Calculation Insist that sundown is at exactly... Read more »

Members of Sleep Hollow Adventist congregation found themselves reflecting deeply on the concept of time this Sabbath, as Pastor Harold Jenkins’ sermon on “The Shortness of Time” stretched well into its third hour, challenging both the endurance and the faith of those in attendance. The sermon, which began with an... Read more »

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a move designed to “ensure theological consistency with our American heritage,” the General Conference voted Tuesday to require all baptismal candidates worldwide to recite the Pledge of Allegiance and sing the Star Spangled Banner before being immersed in water. The new policy, officially titled “Patriotic... Read more »

SILVER SPRING, MD — In a move that has stunned and delighted the global Adventist community, General Conference President Ted Wilson has announced plans to cancel the traditional Parade of Nations at the next General Conference Session. Instead, Wilson himself will single-handedly represent the world church by donning the traditional... Read more »

Babylon, MD— Members of the Righteousness Heights Seventh-day Adventist Church expressed bewilderment this week after their latest evangelistic series, “Why Everyone Should Be Like Us,” failed to attract a single non-Adventist visitor. “I just don’t understand it,” said church elder Harold Sanctimonious, adjusting his perfectly pressed tie while standing in... Read more »

TAKOMA PARK, Md. — Local Seventh-day Adventist and self-proclaimed Christian nationalist Brad Whitman expressed deep disappointment this week after reading Revelation 7:9 during his morning devotions, discovering that Heaven will include “a great multitude that no one could count, from every nation, tribe, people and language.” ❤️ Love BarelyAdventist? Support... Read more »

TEL AVIV — Israeli authorities deported Amazing Facts president Doug Batchelor Tuesday morning after intercepting his vessel carrying what he described as “essential prophetic aid” to Gaza residents struggling to understand Middle East Bible prophecy. The 67-year-old evangelist was detained Monday when Israeli naval forces boarded his chartered yacht Daniel’s... Read more »

SPLASH, FL — Unimpressed with the available singles at church, local Adventist Hannah has taken up missionary dating and suddenly every single unbeliever in town is eager to learn more about her faith. “Hannah invites someone to vespers, and next thing you know half the town is asking about the... Read more »

Silver Spring, MD – The General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has officially intervened in the escalating public squabble between President Donald Trump and tech titan Elon Musk. Their message: “It’s a separation, not a divorce!” The unprecedented statement, released from the denomination’s headquarters, expressed “deep lament” over the “unChristian conduct”... Read more »

[Note: Today's post contains a mildly bad word, because I put it in to make John laugh and then he said it was too funny to take out. Please parent accordingly.]According to Urban Dictionary, a unicorn chaser is anything that "serves as a cleansing of the palate after a viewer... Read more »

Happy almost July, fellow Sweets lovers!With America's Independence Day coming up this week, you know I had to find some pretty red, white, and blue numbers: (By Sugar Hero, who has a complete tutorial on her site) Plus this one has a drool-worthy surprise inside! WOWIE. Our flag has never looked... Read more »

When Allison H. sent this inspiration photo to her baker, her baker assured her she could "replicate it exactly." As it turns out, though, Allison and her baker MAY have different definitions of "replicate" and "exactly." o.0And that's why you should never do 'shrooms, kids - unless you know how... Read more »

I love - LOVE - old cake photos. Not the pretty magazine ones, of course, but the yellowing snapshots of children's birthday cakes from 20 or 30 years ago. They're a total blast from the past, and even when they're all lopsided and misspelled and ridiculously wrecky, you just can't... Read more »

According to The Repository Of All Knowledge And Wisdom In Our World (aka, Wikipedia) today might be a Valentines-ish type of day in some remote corner of the world or potential worlds. In fact, I'm almost 63% sure that today is, in fact, "Kissing Day" in the western region of... Read more »

Dear Publix Bakery,My name is john, and we need to talk.See, I like you. I really do. Your icing? Awesome. Your cheesecake pies? Beyond nummy. And every time I cruise your aisles at my local store there's nary a wreck to be found.UNTIL NOW.Exhibit A: A few weeks ago, I... Read more »

Sarah C. writes, "I was answering a hundred questions while ordering the cake for my husband, Guy's, birthday.'Cake?''Yellow.''Icing?''Buttercream.''What do you want it to say?''Happy Birthday, Guy.''What color do you want that written in?''White.'"When I went back to pick it up, the woman at the bakery - who wasn't the decorator -... Read more »

Today we’re celebrating Jim Henson with some Sweets featuring his most famous friends: By dutch-cakeboxNot to mention my unofficial role models. Heh. Submitted by Eri R. and made by Bluebird CakesThis is the cutest flying bed (and miniature rubber ducky) I have ever seen. Such a great design, too! By... Read more »

Roses are red,Butterflies are blue,Um...Pardon me, but are those sperm on your wedding cake? Poem Option #2:The cake that keeps giving,and makes your guests squirm,'Cause nothing says "marriage,"like butterflies and sperm!Poem Option #3:Roses are redAnd cake can be pretty.How sad for you,'Cuz yours looks all...[eyeing children]...unpleasant.Thanks to Kristen G., who wishes more... Read more »

Tired of the same ol' "Happy Birthday"s, "Congraderaultions", and "I Want Sprinkles?" Then consider these inspiring sentiments the next time you order a cake. Perfect for the neighbor kid's party!Assuming you're moving soon, of course.Here's a solid, any-occasion choice: Although it's especially effective when dropped off anonymously in the office break room. For when... Read more »

Bakers, in case it's been a while, this is your friendly reminder to go ahead and spruce up those window display cakes. After all, without them the customers might have to rely solely on your signage to evaluate your baking skills: And nobody wants that.("I'll take a Sahara and two... Read more »

How many times must a baker be told,"Don't pipe 'flowers' where flowers belong?" And how many colors are spelled correctly,While still managing to be wrong? How many directions are misunderstood,Like the first Wreck that received such renown? And how many ways can you try to explain,That "nothing"'s still something written... Read more »

Last week we had some friends visiting with their new baby. Jen and I don't have kids - not unless you count the kind with claws and hairballs - so being around a lil' diaper potato has put me in a baby kind of mood.Granted, I'm as seedless as a... Read more »

We all know dads' tastes are just as diverse as, well, non-dads, so when it came time to choose today's Sweets I decided to hone in on one specific dad: mine. By East Coast CookiesSo, here 'tis: Father's Day Sweets for my dad, Jim Yates. But the rest of you... Read more »

The Royal Malaysia Police (PDRM) has given an update on the suspected bomb found on kilometre 265 of the North-South Expressway (PLUS), confirming that the object was an 81mm mortar bomb categorised as an Unexploded Ordnance (UXO). Speaking to Harian Metro, Perak Police Chief Datuk Noor Hisam Nordin revealed that... Read more »

Perak Police Chief Datuk Noor Hisam Nordin has confirmed that an object, suspected to be a bomb, was found by a highway maintenance supervisor during routine landscaping work at kilometre 265 of the North-South Expressway (PLUS) at 9.30am today. Harian Metro quoted Noor Hisam as saying that the man was... Read more »

A 36-year-old soldier with the rank of Corporal in the Territorial Army (Askar Wataniah) Regiment 516 has been sentenced to 30 days in jail and a fine of RM10,000 by the Tawau Magistrate Court today after pleading guilty to an amended charge following a ‘plea bargain’.  The accused, Davyson Nyganggau... Read more »

Former Malaysian Idol Season 1 finalist, Saiful Bakeri, recently shocked social media users after being on hiatus for many years. Saiful recently emerged in a viral video, showing him singing Karaoke in a full female outfit. The ex-finalist of Malaysian Idol, who is 39 this year, also acknowledged that many... Read more »

All Maybank staff in Malaysia are now earning more than the minimum living wage of RM3,100 a month, based on the Belanjawanku guide by the EPF. This move also follows the Finance Ministry’s push for GLCs to lead the way in offering fair pay through the ‘GLC Earnings for a... Read more »

Road Transport Department (JPJ) director-general Datuk Aedy Fadly Ramli has stressed that the department will not compromise on safety and will continue to take firm enforcement action against commercial vehicle operators failing to comply with guidelines. This is after JPJ found that 64% of commercial vehicle operators audited during the... Read more »

For too long, we have viewed education as a system, structured, standardised, and neatly defined by grades and subjects. But real learning is not just mechanical. It is organic, intuitive, and deeply human, shaped by trial and error. This Canada Day offers a fitting moment to reflect on how Canadian... Read more »

A 50-year-old single father of 5 children pleaded not guilty at the Sessions Court after being charged with deliberately committing physical sexual abuse on a 6-year-old girl at a home in Melaka. According to Sinar Harian, the incident allegedly happened at the victim’s family home in Batu 3, Kampung Duyong,... Read more »

Controversial Malaysian celebrity preacher, 44-year-old Azman Syah Alias, more affectionately known as PU Azman, who is currently serving a 12-year prison sentence for sexually abusing a 17-year-old male student in 2022, is now actively sharing his religious knowledge with other inmates and prison personnel in jail. This is according to... Read more »

18-year-old girl, Hu Yien, who was recently reported missing in Penang, has been confirmed safe by her mother. Yien previously shared a video on Facebook, claiming that she had to endure a lot of scoldings at home and saying that her childhood was filled with many unhappy memories. In a... Read more »

A fire destroyed a family hut in the Philippines recently and took the lives of two young souls.  The bodies of the siblings, who were only 2 and 4 years old, were charred beyond recognition, and they were found hugging each other. The fire took place in Sinacaban, Misamis Occidental,... Read more »

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Barbie Gets a Brain: OpenAI Partnership Puts Conversational AI in Mattel Toys (Thanks to EricY)... Read more »

BEYONCÉ’S FLYING CAR MALFUNCTIONS DURING HOUSTON CONCERT (Thanks to Stan Ruth)... Read more »

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Psychopaths Are Most Likely to Live in These 4 U.S. States, Study Finds (Thanks to Steve K.)... Read more »

...we'll be galloping around on these things. (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Moreover, it can find fire hydrants.")... Read more »

Scientists discover ancient radio signals from distant galaxy cluster (Thanks to Steve K., who says "the playlist includes the threatening 'Purple People Eater.'") *Reference here for those who did not grow up in NYC in the old days.)... Read more »

Beaver activists claim they are 'doing God's work' (Thanks to Mary Smith)... Read more »

Scientists Stumble Upon Mysterious Lifeform They Can’t Yet Explain (Thanks to Fabian Marson)... Read more »

A 33-year-old man in Zhengzhou City, Henan Province, China, suffered a 13 cm rectal prolapse after spending two hours watching videos on his phone while using the toilet. (Thanks to pharmaross)... Read more »

She thought it was a log (Thanks to pharmaross)... Read more »

Quirky rat whisperer takes NYC visitors on guided tours — of the city’s worst rodent hot spots "Quirky." (Thanks to Ralph)... Read more »

The universe has a 'self-destruct button' that could WIPE OUT life in an instant, scientists warn (Thanks to Ralph)... Read more »

Australian Man Accused Of Stealing $100K Of Wagyu Cattle Semen, Plus Embryos (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Nothing lower.")... Read more »

Yes, crew members do have sex in the cockpit, flight attendant confesses (Thanks to pharmaross)... Read more »

An ode to the rotifer – how these microscopic creatures live, die and dry out, entering a peculiar state somewhere in betweenBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Deep brain stimulation not only treats psychiatric disease – it changes the whole person, boosting confidence and opennessBy Julian Kiverstein, Erik Rietveld & Damiaan DenysRead at Aeon... Read more »

Shoddy filmmaking, stiff acting, clinical dialogue – yes! The cult thrill of a 1960s police training film for a sudden birthBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Our crisis of public knowledge is an ethical crisis. Rewarding ‘truthfulness’ above ‘truth’ is a step towards a solutionBy Richard V ReevesRead at Aeon... Read more »

Asteroids could pay for so much space exploration. We just need to mine those valuable resources – and duck a direct hitBy Martin ElvisRead at Aeon... Read more »

Some infinities are bigger than others – to understand why, you’ll need to check in to the odd world of the Hilbert HotelBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Mead, so radical about gender and sex in her early work, doubled down on the differences between men and women later. Why?By Elesha J CoffmanRead at Aeon... Read more »

With their buzzes, clanks and whirrs, the rhythms of prison life form a meditation on conformity and freedomBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Everyone on the planet has a stake in making investment more ethical. What’s new is that they have the power to do so tooBy Ellen QuigleyRead at Aeon... Read more »

How a ‘periodic table’ of animal cognition could help us get past our biases when assessing the minds of nonhuman beingsBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

It’s become a commonplace that demographic anxiety is driving white voters to the far Right. This is dangerously wrongBy Mark R ReiffRead at Aeon... Read more »

White supremacists fetishise ancient Rome – but antiquity was more diverse and polychromatic than racists will admitBy Jamie MackayRead at Aeon... Read more »

An environmental activist living off-grid in an English forest faces her toughest challenge yet – a new primary schoolBy Aeon VideoWatch at Aeon... Read more »

Truth, knowledge, justice – to understand how our loftiest abstractions earn their keep, trace them to their practical originsBy Matthieu QuelozRead at Aeon... Read more »

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Een meerderheid van de politieke partijen in Purmerend wil het referendum afschaffen. Veel inwoners zijn het hier niet mee eens.... Read more »

Een heldhaftige brugklasser uit Amerika heeft op tijd een bus weten te stoppen, nadat de bestuurder onwel was geraakt. De jonge held wist precies wat te doen.... Read more »

Een Braziliaanse burgemeester is getrouwd met een 16-jarig meisje, een model, een paar dagen nadat hij haar moeder een hoge functie als ambtenaar had gegeven.... Read more »

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