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  • ● Danielle Smith invokes notwithstanding clause to ban Canada’s Drag Race
    EDMONTON – Following the invocation of the Notwithstanding Clause to shield the Alberta government from legal challenges arising from bills targeting the province’s 2SLGTBQIA+ community, Premier Danielle Smith has again invoked the clause to prevent Albertans from watching Canada’s Drag Race. “For too long, Albertans have been subjected to these... Read more »
    Source: The Beaverton | Published: November 21, 2025 - 12:14 am
  • Alex Jones launches GoFundMe to make face even puffier
    AUSTIN, TX – Radio show host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is once again reaching out to his listener base for help with a new GoFundMe campaign to make his face even more ruddy-looking. “So the radical left has clearly found a way to deflate my head, in hopes of... Read more »
    Source: The Beaverton | Published: November 20, 2025 - 7:16 pm
  • Toronto City Hall flying Palestinian Flag declared the most innocuous thing Conservative media has ever pissed their pants over
    “There is a piece of cloth flying above city hall that I don’t like!!” Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Megan MacKay) talk about the Liberals (barely) passing their budget, the Conservatives new ‘hide behind the curtain’ voting strategy, and Donald Trump’s Epstein problem getting worse by... Read more »
    Source: The Beaverton | Published: November 20, 2025 - 4:20 pm
  • Ontario NDP leader ejected from Question Period after incorrectly labelling Ford gov as “corrupt,” not “evil”
    QUEEN’S PARK – Ontario NDP leader Marit Stiles was kicked out of Question Period this morning after criticizing Doug Ford and incorrectly calling him and his entire government “corrupt,” instead of “the embodiment of evil itself made flesh.” “In the Ontario Legislature, we pride ourselves on speaking the truth,” stated... Read more »
    Source: The Beaverton | Published: November 19, 2025 - 9:38 pm
  • Doug Ford to produce ad where Reagan says that pedophilia is bad
    QUEEN’S PARK – Ontario Premier Doug Ford is in production today on a new advertisement meant to play on U.S. television that sees former President Ronald Reagan point out how he, like most people, thought pedophilia was bad. The ad, a follow-up to last month’s infamous piece that sampled a... Read more »
    Source: The Beaverton | Published: November 19, 2025 - 8:08 pm
  • Men of Hollywood line up to see who will be first to groom AI actress
    Los Angeles, CA – Hollywood is abuzz with rumors surrounding young non-actress Tilly Norwood and which Hollywood groomer will be the first to groom the young AI slop. “We’ve had a few eligible men come around introducing themselves,” explained Eline Van der Velden, one of the founders of the company... Read more »
    Source: The Beaverton | Published: November 18, 2025 - 10:54 pm
  • Kevin O’Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
    TORONTO – With newly released files from notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein implicating President Trump in a world of elite, amoral power players, Canadian businessman Kevin O’Leary has formally requested that Trump insert his name into those files as well. “The men named in the Epstein Files are powerful, merciless,... Read more »
    Source: The Beaverton | Published: November 18, 2025 - 2:58 pm
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