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We taught AI how to write, but now every time someone disagrees with a message, or it doesn’t match their worldview, they shout “AI-generated.” Funny thing is, em dashes have been around for centuries. Journalists using AP style lean on them all the time, and they’re definitely not new. In... Read more »

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NORTH VANCOUVER — A&W Canada announced their new Complicated Family Menu today, featuring old favourites like the Mama Burger and Papa Burger, plus an assortment of more modern offerings, including the Step-Mom Burger, Secret Cousin Burger, and others. The chain says the new menu celebrates the complexities of today’s royally... Read more »

TORONTO – A local lesbian who doesn’t care about sports has determined that that is why she cannot find love and therefore she may as well just die. Jesse Cameron, 33, came to the dire conclusion after yet another failed first date at a bar. “I was trying to talk... Read more »

Fredericton, New Brunswick – Despite decades of research, a Fredericton man says that autism didn’t exist in his day and that he would like to show us a replica map he created of the 1920 Caledonian Railway,  “I think it’s all blown out of proportion in the media,” Louis Wetmore... Read more »

PALO ALTO, CA – Tech industry billionaire Jared Banks recently dismissed fears over artificial intelligence disrupting the labor market by insisting that AI is “just a tool”, while also himself being a massive tool. Banks, 27, is a colossal waste of space and also the inventor of GRABBR, a popular... Read more »

LAKE LOUISE – According to local sources, young campers are getting some seriously bad vibes from fellow camper Lucas Cohen thanks to his mollycoddling mom insisting that he stay safe. “Lucas’s mom is all ‘Make sure to wear a lifejacket, make sure not to go too far from shore, blah,... Read more »

Calgary, Alberta – Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has made headlines after stating that Canada has some of the lowest living standards in the world thanks mostly to her time in office. “I expect some recognition and appreciation,” exclaimed Smith in a recent press conference. “It’s hard enough to get people... Read more »

Waterloo, ON – The Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics put out a statement saying that after months of careful study, they can now claim that Prime Minister Mark Carney’s elbows are neither up nor down, but rather in an indeterminate superposition of both. “During the election campaign, we could confidently... Read more »

BARRIE – In the face of the Trump administration’s trade war, everyday Canadians have been taking drastic measures to support the Canadian economy – such as purchasing and pretending to genuinely enjoy Pizza Pizza. The “elbows up” movement has seen loyal Canadians boycotting American-made products, cutting out their favourite brands,... Read more »

SIDNEY, B.C. – Green Party Leader Elizabeth May told supporters Tuesday that she won’t be leading the party into the next election, after Green Party leaders, members, and staff told her exactly the same thing in no uncertain terms. “I am definitely making this announcement of my own volition, completely... Read more »