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  • GC Session Won’t Feature Seating For Women’s Ordination Fans
    Due to what General Conference Session organizers termed “post-COVID space considerations” the upcoming meetings will not feature seating or yellow vote cards for supporters of women’s Read more…
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  • Controversial Vote To Decide Location Of Second Coming Lift-Off Area In GC Parking Lot
    SILVER SPRING, Md. - Later today, General Conference leaders will be voting on the hotly-debated topic of where in the HQ’s parking lot to gather at the time of the Second Coming. So far nobody Read…
    - 9 days ago 7 Apr 21, 10:10pm -
  • PAW Patrol: The Movie To Be Set In Loma Linda
    Everyone’s favorite pups will not be saving lives in their hometown of Adventure Bay in PAW Patrol: The Movie. The hotly-anticipated feature-length production is instead set in California’s Read m…
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  • Comedy Central Welcomes Aboard Retiring GC Exec Secretary GT Ng
    In a bid to diversify its programming, Comedy Central has signed retiring General Conference Executive Secretary, GT Ng. Known as the funniest Adventist alive, the Singaporean will host Committee Read…
    - 15 days ago 2 Apr 21, 1:29am -
  • Modesty Campaigner Asks Wife To Cover Up More In Bedroom
    Local Adventist modesty campaigner Matt Streihtlase didn’t anticipate the reaction he got from his wife this afternoon. All he did was bring up her choice of bedroom attire. Streihtlase told his Rea…
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  • Pastors’ Wives Win Back Pay For Years Of Unpaid Labor
    FINALLY: The US Supreme Court has ruled to award Adventist pastors’ wives backpay for all the unpaid work they have done simply because of their marriage to a pastor. In the ruling, the justices Rea…
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  • Adventist Cat Busted For Eating Unclean Mouse
    Adventist-owned cat Fluffy succumbed to temptation last Sabbath when he spotted a mouse dart across the garage. Reacting instinctively, Fluffy pounced on the mouse and was busy polishing off Read more…
    - 23 days ago 25 Mar 21, 2:15pm -
  • Gun Lobby Ready To Move On From Colorado Shooting
    USA - As tragic as it was to endure a couple news cycles of bad press, the gun lobby is shaking the dust of its feet, determined to call tomorrow a new day. The problem is not guns, claimed the Read m…
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  • Portland Adventist Against Works-Based Theology / Work In General
    PORTLAND, Ore. - Area Adventist Hans Ärlat has made it his life’s purpose to fight the legalists that dare disturb his comfortable status as infallible armchair theologian. Ärlat lectures Read mor…
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  • Dwight Nelson Enforcing PMC Social Distancing With Lightsaber
    Berrien Springs, Mich. - Pioneer Memorial Church Senior Pastor and acclaimed swordsman Dwight Nelson has laid down the law for his congregation: Anyone that ignores PMC social distancing protocol Read…
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Life is like this

  • Time and Tide
    "Time and Tide wait for none", they scream. By and large, they mean only that 'Time is Money' and any time which is not spent in the pursuit of earning money, or equipping yourself to earn more money,…
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  • Relativities
    Relatives? Nah! Read the title properly, willya? Relativities, it says. Einstein and all that? You must be new to this blog if you really think that I have the brains to talk of the theory of relativi…
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  • This Celebrity thing
    I have never understood this thing about celebrity. ("It would only be a wonder if you understood anything", you say? If you spent less time making snide remarks and more time explaining things then,…
    - 19 days ago 29 Mar 21, 6:52am -
  • Random ranting
    I believe that it is customary to look back on life on some special dates. Birthdays, anniversaries of other sorts, on your death bed...dates like that. Me, I suddenly feel the need to look back on my…
    - 21 days ago 27 Mar 21, 2:10pm -
  • Of Bucket lists and such
    When first I heard of Bucket lists, I had no clue what they were, of course. ('Of course, you didn't. When have you ever known anything,' you say? Moronic of you, really. If I already knew of somethin…
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  • Of self-belief and over-confidence
    The biggest problem with these 'virtues' and 'vices' is that not all of them are conveniently opposites of each other. You know, like 'love' and 'hate'. You can recognize when you feel love and when y…
    - 40 days ago 8 Mar 21, 5:04am -
  • Living up to Images
    We seem to think that it is only actors and celebrities who have to live up to the images we have of them. That the rest of us hoi polloi are, at least, free of the pressure of having to do so. That,…
    - 47 days ago 1 Mar 21, 7:08am -
  • The limits of success
    Vellatthanaiya malar neeettam; maandartham uLLatthanaiya uyarvu - ThirukkuralThe height of the lotus stalk is determined by the depth of the waters; the heights of men's success is determined by their…
    - 54 days ago 22 Feb 21, 5:36am -
  • True wealth?
    ULLam Udamai Udamai; PoruLudamai nilladhu neengi vidum - ThirukkuralStrength of Character is the only true wealth; Material wealth does not abide and vanishes - Loose TranslationThe problem with Tiru…
    - 61 days ago 15 Feb 21, 5:08am -
  • True Joy?
    Araththaal Varuvadhe Inbam; Matrellaam Puraththa Pugazhum Ila - ThirukkuralVirtue alone gives true joy;  everything else is neither joy nor fame - Loose TranslationOh, Well! I suppose Tiru had to say…
    - 68 days ago 8 Feb 21, 2:48am -
  • Spots in the mind?
    Azhukkaru Avaa Vekuli Innachchol Izhukkaa Iyandrathu Aram - ThirukkuralVirtue lies in being free from Envy, Greed, Wrath and hurtful speech -  Loose TranslationIt is all very well for Tiru to say tha…
    - 75 days ago 1 Feb 21, 4:04am -
  • Virtue is all in the mind?
    Manaththukkan Maasilan Aadhal Anaiththu Aran; Aaakula Neera Pira - Thirukkural A spotless mind is the only virtue; all else is valueless - Loose TranslationI am back to Thiruvalluvar (hereinafter to…
    - 82 days ago 25 Jan 21, 4:38am -
  • A conforming world
     You know the biggest problem with the world is the fact that people do not always agree with each other. It's such an irritating thing to be find someone giving you the horse's laugh just as you are…
    - 89 days ago 18 Jan 21, 4:21am -
  • Quotation bias
    Way back in school, I was taught to pepper any speech with quotes to lend weight to whatever I was speaking about, especially when it came to public speaking. Which essentially put paid to my career a…
    - 95 days ago 12 Jan 21, 5:28am -
  • 2021
    This new year 2021 comes around in strange circumstances. Up to now, by and large, wishing for a happy new year came tripping off the tongue. Optimism never had to excuse itself, never like this time.…
    - 5 Jan 21, 7:31am -
  • Show time at the office
    It's rather funny how things that you tend to think of things learned for some purpose to be exclusively of use for that purpose. I mean, most people actually seem to have thought that the math that t…
    - 21 Dec 20, 3:57am -
  • Hate the sin first?
    It never pays to assume that you have mastered something in the practice of philosophy. Never. It, perhaps, is fine as long as you are hugging the thought to yourself and feeling chuffed about it. But…
    - 14 Dec 20, 4:09am -
  • Golden Silence
     "Silence is golden", they used to tell me in my youth. I used to be duly impressed and think very highly of silence even at that age when I had no clue why gold was supposed to be so valuable. Thoug…
    - 8 Dec 20, 9:46am -
  • What people say
    "But what will people say," used to be one of the bugbears of my youth. And, of course, I used to be pretty much contemptuous of the 'oldies' for bothering about these mythical 'people' who had nothin…
    - 30 Nov 20, 6:09am -
  • Keep it simple
     You know the sort of advice that has everyone nodding in acceptance when it is handed out? That, generally, is precisely the sort of advice that people find nearly impossible to follow. Or so it has…
    - 23 Nov 20, 3:48am -
  • Maturity
     I never really managed to understand what the heck this 'maturity' really means. I go around checking out what various people think about it and, from the sheer variety of answers, I could come to o…
    - 16 Nov 20, 6:05am -
  • Of discontent and progress
    Say anything and there is always someone who will find something wrong in it. Even if he has to analyse it nano-meter by nano-meter. And, so, when I say something about happiness, how can it be that i…
    - 9 Nov 20, 3:59am -
  • Change All, Change Nought
    "I did not quite get what you meant by working within the other person's view of the world. You know, when you were talking about convincing people," I said."That was the only thing you did not get? Y…
    - 5 Nov 20, 4:50am -
  • Arguing and Convincing
     "You wrote a series on logical fallacies some time back, didn't you?""Hmmm...", I said, apprehensively. This sort of start to a conversation almost always boded ill for me. Now, what fault was this…
    - 26 Oct 20, 5:26am -
  • Conditional Happiness
    You know, this happiness thing is really strange. Most things in life that you truly want, you are willing to bend over backwards to get them. Comes to happiness, though, it is funny how we seem to be…
    - 19 Oct 20, 3:39am -

Cake Wrecks

  • nieuwThe Horny Unicorn
    PARENTAL NOTE: Best keep the little ones away today. I think this is mostly safe for work, though. Mostly. [evil grin] I'm sensing there's a story here:…
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  • Take A Bow, Then Take Notes, Bakers
    ♫ Why is there so much stuffWrong with this rainbow?  And what's with the spiky side?  ♪ Rainbow…
    - 2 days ago 15 Apr 21, 1:00pm -
  • I Just Realized How Phallic "Saggy Clown Volcano" Is... And I'm OK With That
    Ever see a cake so deliberately confusing that you're sure you're missing something obvious?I mean, look at this thing: Someone went through a massive…
    - 3 days ago 14 Apr 21, 1:00pm -
  • Trace Amounts Of Wreckage
    Remember those old drawing contests they used to advertise in the backs of magazines? The ones with a picture of a turtle or a pirate you were supposed to copy?Well, Melissa decided to try that route…
    - 4 days ago 13 Apr 21, 1:00pm -
    BIRTHDAYS, am I right? They're just so... predictable. Every year like clockwork, the same old parties, the same cracks about getting old, the same legal notices advising you the restraining orders i…
    - 5 days ago 12 Apr 21, 1:00pm -
  • Sunday Sweets Flutters On By
    John's favorite animal is the butterfly, so after I made him a rockin' rainbow butterfly wreath I thought I'd look for some sweet cakes, too. In fact, this one's like his new wreath in cake form:…
    - 6 days ago 11 Apr 21, 1:00pm -
  • Before You Complain, Note How I Did NOT Make A Beaver Joke
    We've got a triple-hitter today, minions: not only is it No Housework Day (woo!), it's also National Beer Day (hoo!) AND International Beaver Day!! [cr…
    - 8 days ago 9 Apr 21, 1:00pm -
  • Well Groomed
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  • With Apologies To All The Anns Out There
    Bakers, I know today's topic is a toughie. Heck, after gathering all of these photos even *I* can't remember how to spell it. But that's why I'm here. To "help." And because going anywhere else requ…
    - 10 days ago 7 Apr 21, 1:00pm -
  • "Smack That Shiz" Is My New Favorite Saying
    Stacey had a flowery paper plate she wanted her cake to match, so she brought it in to her bakery and asked them to use it as a reference for the decorations.Unfortunately, what her baker heard wasn…
    - 11 days ago 6 Apr 21, 1:00pm -
  • The Basket Case
    Ahh, those pesky unsold Easter cakes. I feel your pain, bakers. Or rather, I *see* it: And that IS quite the pickle.But never fear.I AM HERE TO HELP.Li…
    - 12 days ago 5 Apr 21, 1:00pm -
  • Sunday Sweets: Easter Treats
    Today I thought I'd find some Easter Sweets we mere mortals might be able to make, like this super-simple but oh-so-pretty Robin's Egg number: (By The…
    - 13 days ago 4 Apr 21, 1:00pm -
  • Jen Tells An Easter Story
    Gather round, little Easter cakes, and I'll tell you a story. "Is it a scary story?"Yes.  "But I do…
    - 15 days ago 2 Apr 21, 1:00pm -
  • And Boobie, When You Call Me, You Can Call Me Hell
    It's time for part 2 of fabulous new nicknames! (Click here for part 1.)Another 3-letter-name goes up in flames: (Aw, Hal.) Let's see if you can gues…
    - 16 days ago 1 Apr 21, 1:00pm -
  • Colorful Metaphors
    Hello, and welcome to your virtual color therapy session! As you know, it's national color therapy month, so the results we get here today will be invaluable to researchers everywhere who need a go…
    - 17 days ago 31 Mar 21, 1:00pm -
  • Hoppy EDSTER!
    Whether you're on Spring Break this weekend, or finally getting together with family, or working (boo!), or just staying home playing BioShock again (HOLLA!), allow me to wish you a VERY:…
    - 18 days ago 30 Mar 21, 1:00pm -
  • I Can Call You Boobie...
    My friends, I have an extra special gift for a bunch of you with common American names: the gift... of new nicknames. Bobbie knows what I'm talking 'bout, don't ya, hon'?…
    - 19 days ago 29 Mar 21, 1:00pm -
  • Sunday Sweets: A Disney Movie Marathon
    It's time for a Disney Movie Sweets Marathon!Let's kick it off with a few classics, shall we? (By CW reader Brittnee W., who's in culinary school!)Cind…
    - 20 days ago 28 Mar 21, 1:00pm -
    Ahh, Spring! The air is crisp, the flowers are blooming, and the garden slugs are JUST peeking out from their hidey holes: ...in our cakes.Ew.Maybe we…
    - 22 days ago 26 Mar 21, 1:00pm -
  • Deep Thoughts
    There's something about staring at wrecks for a while that makes me start thinking...Deep Thoughts.You know, stuff like:Is it true cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?…
    - 23 days ago 25 Mar 21, 1:00pm -

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